I may be new here but I am NOT new to vending - but feel free to enjoy these SPECIAL prices while they last! *all prices are subject to change at any time* - Happy, euphoric & energetic high - It makes everything interesting, exciting and better! - Tasteless when vaporized - Pure AF - NO MSM and NO ISO. - The pricing for even a small order is unbeatable for a CONNOISSEUR level product! - Quality-control and consistency are a focus - you can count on DDG! - A generation of drug-users are starting to see that the propaganda is bullshit, as long as you sometimes sleep and brush your teeth. The tweakers of yesterday were bad at it and have been replaced by intelligent freedom fighters. - By ordering you agree to DuckDopeGo's terms & conditions. Need anything else? Message me and ask! - Please be sure to finalize your order when you receive it. All orders are tracked. If you are not 100% happy with your experience, message me and I will work with you to resolve your concern. **Do you hate going to the gas station or head shop to buy a little known essential? Calling it an 'oil burner' or a 'glowie', while looking over your shoulder to make sure no one who knows you sees you buying this taboo yet necessary item? Well NO MORE! Cuz The Duck has got your back, homies! With A DUCKPIPE™! Just choose the *add gear to my gear* option at check out (for $12 + shipping and handling costs) and I will send you one, brand new! And if it comes broken?(it won't) just put in a request and I will send you a whole new one! At no cost to you! That's a Duck guarantee!

****By ordering from DuckDopeGO, all buyers agree to the following terms of service:**** - All orders are final. There are no refunds and no reships unless a mistake is made on my end. - I reserve the right to refuse service to anyone, for any reason, or for no reason at all. - I am not responsible for postal errors. - ALL correspondences MUST be encrypted. Furthermore, if you send your address unencrypted, your order will be immediately refunded and you will be BARRED from ordering from us again. - No direct deals - All orders are safely tracked by me. The tracking numbers are shared with buyers who have a valid PGP key on file ONLY, and upon request. - The stopwatch for delivery starts once the item is sent and assumes ordinary conditions. - I don't keep long-term records. Data pertinent to an unresolved transaction is permanently destroyed once the transaction is completed. - The products I provide are not what I would consider to be safe. All substances should be used with caution by responsible adults. - Buyer is responsible for providing an address that is used, is real and in their control. - Please make sure to use the correct format for your address: John Doe 123 Main St #56 New York, NY 12345 - I will work with everyone to ensure a five star experience. If there is any issue, please send a message and allow 24 hours for a response. Negative comments, ratings or disputes made by buyers who don't give myself an adequate amount of time to respond, forfeit their right to a reship or any further help from me. - While we value constructive criticism, buyers are to refrain from mentioning intricate product details in their reviews, also stealth should never be discussed. DDG values buyer discretion and forward thinking in our ever changing and evolving industry. - Buyers are responsible for clarifying terms. No policy exceptions will be made due to ignorance. - Refunds - Refunds are determined on a case by case basis. Typically no refunds will be given if: - Package is marked as 'Delivered' (even if you haven't received it) - Package is marked 'Return To Sender' - Package is being held at your local Post Office (for any reason) - Package is stuck in transit: In this case we must wait at least 7 business days from the last scan before I will send a reship - In the above instances DDG is not at fault. If a courier error is made, or a buyer is not in control of their drop or gave an incorrect address, they are not eligible for a refund and are in violation of DDG's terms of service. - In any of these instances the buyer is to mark the sale as 'Delivered' and release funds immediately. REJECTED/REFUNDED POLICY The following will cause your order to be automatically rejected/refunded: -Your name is missing -Your name/address is unencrypted -Any digit of your 5-digit zip code is missing -You use the incorrect shipping method (i.e. using the bundling option for 1 product) Please triple check your address!!